Tom, this is getting really fucking out of hand. You’ve actually become porn. An entire fucking person isn’t supposed to be made of pornography. That’s a thing that just isn’t supposed to fucking happen Tom. Sure, parts of people can be porn. Hands, necks, backs, etc. You know, the usual stuff. And it’s usually only a part or two. We can handle that. That’s fucking simple. But no Tom, you just had to go and fucking be entirely sculpted from porn. You just went right the fuck ahead and existed as a Pornographic Being instead of a fucking normal human, disregarding any lives you’ve ruined in the process.
You fucking sexy bastard.